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Circle turd 

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
Circle turd by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018

turdcicle 

An upwarding growing column of feces located at the bottom of northern-climate outhouses. Also known as a stalagshite or poocicle.
Being distracted by the dancing Northern Lights, I accidentally sat on my leaning turdcicle.
turdcicle by Robert Warren September 18, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026