Turbo Turds

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

by Userman July 9, 2011

turboturd

Theoretically, a difficult excretion of some variety that is timeconsuming and solid. If you can stand to be called a retard because you said it, it is kind of funny and not too dirty.

I am taking a turboturd; just a minute.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

Turdbo

1. The infamous "Turdbo" strives off of playing Runescape. Without Runescape the "Turdbo" cannot survive.

2. "Turdbo" likes to kill bundos with his toenail fungus.

3. This "Turdbo" often dumps his undies. "Turdbo" relies on his boyfriend Ryan to change his pooped undies.

"Turdbo often dumps his undies"

by Turdbos grandma September 12, 2014

Turbs

Turbs are long green plants from North America which are of an unknown species. For centuries, turbs have been consumed by Natives as well as anyone named Jennifer. Their particular health value is unknown. Consumers claim that turbs are a natural laxative in small quantities. In large quantities turbs can cause severe diarrhea.

Jennifer ate so many turbs that she pooped for 72 hours...straight!

by maturbs June 11, 2018

Wick Turbs

The abbreviated combination of both Wicked and Turbo. The combination of both words results in soo much win, that it should only be used to describe something so boss that any other word on the planet and/or combination of words will fail miserably in trying to accomplish what wick turbs can, and that is, describing the most awesome of awesome. If wick turbs was an action, it would be equivalent to punching yourself in the face repeatedly while mumbling 'Thank you sir may I have another"...This word should be used sparingly, and only to describe the upmost, stupid moments of epic win.

bik boi: Cyborg pirate ninja jesus is such an awesome jesus.

EJPP: No dude, cyborg pirate ninja jesus is wick turbs.

bik boi:Wick Turbs?ohhhhh, like Ben Savage in little monsters?

EJPP:Exactly Ben Savage is wick turbs.

bik boi:woord!

by bik boi November 10, 2009

turdbo deisel

A truck, With a Cummins Turbo Desil...or just any old truck that has a turdbo deisel in it that sounds like shit....hense the name turdbo...

Look at this baby roar with my turdbo deisel....Binnnggg Tuuurrdddbboooo!!!!!!!!

by matt mutha fuckin williams January 14, 2008

Turbs

Turbs is an alternative word used in place of the affects of turbo.
Can also be used for any kind of speed related activity, such as driving fast running fast.

Generally doing things fast.

He was cruising pretty casually til he kicked in the turbs and smashed it down the road.

by Molezor November 18, 2018