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turbo-failed 

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).
"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."
turbo-failed by Tom M. October 16, 2007
The act of failing in an extremely fast and/or consitant manner. Commonly used on internet forums and online gaming to describe noobs or bads.
Player 1: God damnit! I'm always the first one to die on our team!!!
Player 2: Maybe if you wouldn't turbofail we'd be winning.

Forumer 1: OMG look at my hawt sister.
Forumer 2: Turbofail.
Turbofail by Mr. Bad January 23, 2008