Tunnel Fuck

n. A derogatory term for an individual of asian descent. Due to the historic accuracy of chinese railroad worker’s sexual activity while tunneling through mountains.

“Shut the fuck up tunnel fuck!”

Tunnel Fuck by beandisciple January 24, 2021

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tunnel fuck

The act of putting your dick into the cardboard center of a toilet paper and having your sexual partner arouse you until your dick bursts out of it, or it is bulging around the edges. You then proceed to fuck.

man, i love to tunnel fuck.
does your dick rip the tube?
naw man, i got a tiny dick.

tunnel fuck by whydidimakethisshit March 2, 2014

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fuck tunnel

Where hopes, dreams, and marriages go to die.

I got wasted last night and fell into a random fuck tunnel. Now my wife wants a divorce.

fuck tunnel by Mrs. Steve Buscemi January 31, 2019

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Tunnel-gutted fuck bag

An extremely filthy, highly promiscuous female. The queen of all skanks, mainly white trash.

That chick is one tunnel-gutted fuck bag!!

Tunnel-gutted fuck bag by Missy January 10, 2005

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Tunnel Fucked

A term describing being stuck in slow moving or stopped traffic leading into a motor vehicle tunnel due to (1.) a person's poorly maintained brokendown crapbox of a car, (2.) another motorist's ignorance of the location of his/her fuel gauge needle, (3.) the local Department of Transportation authority selecting this day and time to close lane(s) down and stand around staring at the road, (4.) the half-wit trucker pulling a trailer too tall to clear the tunnel, or (5.) the motorist in the 4 wheel drive truck or SUV who crushed a car in his/her blind spot without utilizing a turn signal or common sense. This usually happens when you are already late to your destination.

"I was trying to get to work on time, but of course, I got tunnel fucked at the Holland 'cause some moron's rusty old F150 shit the transmission on the upgrade. I was an hour late."

"Joe's gonna be late. He got tunnel fucked downtown 'cause DOT is cleaning the storm drains. I don't know why they don't wait til after 10 P.M. for that stuff.

Tunnel Fucked by TheRoadWarrior July 29, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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