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Tumblr Sexyman 

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”
Tumblr Sexyman by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021
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Tumblr Sexyman 

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.
Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman
Tumblr Sexyman by MustardHands June 22, 2021

Tumblr Sexyman 

"broker is such a tumblr sexyman"
Tumblr Sexyman by inuusak February 22, 2024

ultimate tumblr sexyman 

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.
my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale
ultimate tumblr sexyman by diplomia December 13, 2022

Tumblr Sexymaster 

A tumbr sexymaster it's like a tumblr sexyman, but it's used for women's too and usually a tumblr sexymaster has a kink (for dragons, wolves, and other types of furry content).
"Yeah, Black Hat from Villainous is my favorite Tumblr Sexymaster, he loves spanking and cheeseburgers!"

tumblr sexy man 

ugh the onceler is such a Tumblr sexy man
tumblr sexy man by willgrahamlover123 November 27, 2023

Tumblr Sexy Man 

Well... is a sexy guy, the term goes from Tumblr, where girls used throw panties and bras to the johnas brothers.. whatever is the name written..

and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.

Being tall, and white.

Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.

Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.

And they might be goes for categories.
"Gosh he's such a Tumblr Sexy Man"
"Who?"
"Bill cipher"
"girl go get some therapy 💀💀"
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