A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.

Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”

Tumblr Sexyman by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021

Tumblr Sexyman

The Tumblr Sexyman is a male character that goes viral on tumblr typically being:
White, fit, tall, in a suit or formally dressed and being evil or having a dark side.

If the character is non human such as Bill Cipher (from Gravity Falls) or Tony the talking clock (from Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) they would often draw them as human form.

The Tumblr Sexyman craze began with a character called the Once-ler (from The Lorax) as you can see he has the characteristics of the tumblr sexyman
(Also btw they ship the Once-ler with... the Once-ler weird right?)

A notable character is Alastor (from Hazbin Hotel) infamously known for looking like he was specifically designed to be a sexyman then actually being one.

If you want to know more characters that count as a Tumblr Sexyman there is a sexypedia for all the characters.

Person 1: Frank from subway surfers kinda hot
Person 2: He’s literally just some basic Tumblr Sexyman

Tumblr Sexyman by MustardHands June 22, 2021

ultimate tumblr sexyman

sometime in 2022 on twitter, there was a competition held to know who the ultimate tumblr sexy man was.

the winner was the one and only, sans undertale.

my friend: who's the ultimate tumblr sexyman?
me: sans undertale

ultimate tumblr sexyman by diplomia December 13, 2022

Tumblr Sexyman

broker

"broker is such a tumblr sexyman"

Tumblr Sexyman by inuusak February 22, 2024

sexy man pose

An internet meme created by the BFFs Battlefield Friends

Sexy Man Pose can be seen as an ironic form of trolling or as an alternative to tea bagging in the first person shooter Battlefield 3.

After killing an opponent the player will lie down next to the corpse of their victim in prone position and change from their side arm to their main weapon creating the sexy man pose.

The gesture produced by sexy man pose resembles that of a reclining catalogue model and can appear to be strangely homoerotic. A whole squad can work the pose arranging themselves around the victim to “…spread out like a bunch of man candy.”

sexy man pose by ZbrushCentral November 5, 2013

sexomaniac

A person exhibiting extreme symptoms of desirefor sex.

He is a sexomaniac.

sexomaniac by Eilagam May 27, 2016

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026