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Tug Burn 

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn
Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often
Tug Burn by Butter Son June 28, 2019

tug burn 

The effect of chronic and spirited masturbation.
Steve - Oh, man I got that new porn I ordered! I am soooo staying in tonight!

Dave - Dammit Steve, you have got to slow it down or you're going to give yourself tug burn!

Steve - I HAVE NO LIFE!!!!!
tug burn by AnUncleverName July 27, 2008

Indian tug burn 

A handjob given with no lotion.
Friend 1: What happened with you and that broad last night?

Friend 2: Bitch was givin me a Indian tug burn, my chief was smokin.
Indian tug burn by polosn95 March 17, 2011
The sore on ones penis from frequent or aggressive dry masturbation.
I dry stroked 3 times today...and boy do I have some tugburn.
tugburn by psylocibe June 14, 2011

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026