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twuednesday 

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.
"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"
twuednesday by Bafination February 21, 2017
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Tuednesday 

I'll see you next Tuednesday.
Tuednesday by jifjam January 9, 2019

Twednesday 

The way someone says Wednesday if they have a speech problem or stuttering problem.
"I think it's on Twednesday."
"Did she just say Twednesday?"
"Yeah, she talks funny. You know that."
Twednesday by camille greene January 5, 2010

Twednesday 

A day that exists as the cross between Tuesday and Wednesday. Usually feeling like a Monday exaustionwise, a Wednesday placement wise, and a Tuesday emotionally.
"Holy crud, it feels like a Twednesday"
"but it's Thursday"
"but it feels like a Twednesday..."
Twednesday by Songbirb April 22, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026