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tuck tuck 

The intentional unintentional tucking of your shirt into your front pants in the attempt to add a hipster vibe to your outfit
Diana has nice tuck tuck going on.
tuck tuck by Hmmmmitsme March 9, 2015

tuck and rub 

Joe: She better give me a tuck and rub when I check out
Mike: what?
Joe: a tuck and rub? Yeah no idea, heard it in a YouTube video.

Mike: well I want one too!

Cashier: your total is $14.67.
Joe: thanks

Cashier: have a good day

Joe: now I’m upset.
Mike: You’re upset cause you didn’t get something that you don’t know of.
Joe: yes.
Mike: sounds about right.

Tuck around and find out

Tuck around and find out! — a variation of “Fuck around and find out!”; and, “Mess around and find out”. In this variation an individual thinks that he is more important than the life of an entire organization. He or she finds out the hard way that although there is no “I” in team; there is certainly an “I” in the word “fired”!!!!!!!!!

The variation “Tuck around and find out!” Is of cours dedicated to Tucker Carlson who took the fall for Fox News in the Dominion Law suit. His termination was based on a stratagem employed by Napoleon Bonaparte:

“Kill a few, it will inspire the rest”.

It seems clear the Carlson may have been the first of many to “ Tuck around and find out!” but according to the traditional use of this stratagem HE WILL NOT BE THE LAST.

Carlson’s name provides a beautiful and ironic onomatopoeia reference to the original term because if “tuck around and find out” we’re a person; it would look like Tucker Carlson.

This reminds me of another of Napoleon’s maxims:

Fortune favors the prepared mind.
Tucker Carlson was the first person at Fox News to Tuck around and find out that there is no “I” in team; but, he won’t be the last one!

Chub n' tuck

If you stomach is too large (most common for "beer bellies"), you may opt to tuck it into your pants to hide it. This leaves a clearly defined outline of the stomach overhanging.
Ethan had put on quite a lot of weight in the past few years, so when he went on his big date he decided to go with a formal chub n' tuck.
Chub n' tuck by wh1t3h34d May 1, 2015

kentucky up tuck 

When you get an erection in public, and must hide your weiner by flipping it up behind your belt.
Friend: Man, I have this annoying noticeable boner at church.
Me: Give it the ol' Kentucky Up Tuck!
kentucky up tuck by Bilty November 12, 2017

Chub n' tuck

Tuck that chubby tummy in papa.
Wow, Ethan! Great chub n' tuck, keep it up, proud of you!
Chub n' tuck by Ignited March 29, 2016