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A tuby is someone who blatantly fails at almost everything. Most of the time fat and if you were to compete with them at something they will be an easy adversary almost ensuring victory. (also a fat pink thing that dies very easily in the game defender for my htc inspire)
Dude i seen the biggest tuby in McDonalds yesterday.
Tuby by Cotisboty December 18, 2011

Tuby Custard 

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!
Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

tuby tit cakes 

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh
Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball

tuby rhomas 

something that is super cool and “rad”. mostly used to describe physical nouns.
that wave was totally tuby rhomas dude
tuby rhomas by hannahturner April 21, 2020

Hooks Tuby

A way of saying "Good thankyou" in code for no apparent reason and no one around you will know what it means because it has almost no likness to 'Hooks Tuby' (Clever eh?)
Friend: Hey mate how are you?
You: Hooks Tuby :)
Friend: ....
You: ....

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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