paranasal tubercular sinus oyster
"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."
paranasal tubercular sinus oyster by Piemanius May 15, 2008
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tubercucancer
A life-threatening and highly contagious lung infection that spreads and contaminates the respiratory system until it infects the blood system and is transported up the carotid artery. It then attacks the nervous system and causes the medulla oblongota to spontaneously implode. This leaves a black hole inside the skull.
The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~Hitler,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~Tom Landry,
~Elvis,
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~Christopher Reeves,
~Anne Frank,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Kurt Cobain,
~Bob Ross,
~Helen Keller,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred
The following people have died from tubercucancer:
~Leonardo Da Vinci,
~Hitler,
~"Mikey" (from the LIFE commercials),
~Tom Landry,
~Elvis,
~David Hasselhoff's career,
~Christopher Reeves,
~Anne Frank,
~DJ Jazzy Jeff,
~Kurt Cobain,
~Bob Ross,
~Helen Keller,
~Ricardo Montalban, &
~Right Said Fred
Example 1
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."
Example 2
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"
Dad: "Hey...Your mom has tubercucancer."
Son: "Oh no! That's the worst kind."
Dad: "Yeah. You should probably come home."
Son: "Ok. But I think I infected her with it..."
Dad: "Then you probably shouldn't come home."
Example 2
Guy: "Dang it...My iTunes just broke. This is worse than the time my mom had tubercucancer."
Friend: "If only she were here now."
Other Friend: "SWEET! Ninja Warrior's on!"
tubercucancer by sc10 November 16, 2007
tubercular death flu
Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.
The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.
Anyone who survives should be commended.
The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.
Anyone who survives should be commended.
Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.
Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.
Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.
tubercular death flu by Dr. Doctor Doctor August 28, 2006
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