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n00b tube 

A weapon in any game that allows for online play. This weapon will allow easy kills for new players or n00bs. The most common n00b tube is the grenade launcher. The grenades launch out of a tube therefore the phrase n00b tube is appropriate.
nerd 1: OMFG WTF he killed me!!
nerd 2: yh i saw him he was using a n00b tube
nerd 3:i hate n00bs :(
n00b tube by Kerky August 1, 2008
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n00b tube 

Any weapon used by a n00b primarily in FPS games that allows easy kills by players with absolutely no skill
Damn, how'd that newbie own us? The busta used a n00b tube the whole time!
n00b tube by The_Dark_Side May 7, 2005

n00b tube 

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.
That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.
n00b tube by Disco Stu October 20, 2003

n00b tube 

The auto-shotgun in cs:source - so called cause its use by frekin n00bs who cant aim 4 sh1t
sum1 kick that fuxx0r 1ameass n00b tube whore...
n00b tube by .=[N|2|K]=. June 12, 2005

n00b tube 

A glass tube in Super Metroid. This tube must be blown up to allow access to Draygon, the boss of Maridia. This is the first time Power Bombs are required to advance. Questions asked about this on the GameFAQs Super Metroid board will be stabbed with a spork.
OMG how do I get to Maridia boss!?!?!?! HElP ME!!!1!1!1!1!!
n00b tube by ShadowZero313 March 8, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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