Tualatin's population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have sex almost continually. It is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but sex. Sex shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. An interesting fact about Tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the United States. The mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.
I got approval to go to Tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! I never knew I had so much cum built up inside of me!
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.