A derogatory term used to describe players in first-person-shooters (such as the Battlefield or Call of Duty series) who choose the sniper class and refuse to assist their team in pursuing objectives. Thnipers ("Snipers" pronounced with a severe lisp) will not attack or hold objectives, provide covering fire for teammates, attempt to flank the enemy, or serve any useful purpose whatsoever. They are generally found camping in obvious positions, failing to hit the broad side of a barn, hiding from the scary bullets, and being a waste of a player slot on a server.
Squadmate 1: Do you realize that about half our team is camping and watching us attack and die?
Squadmate 2: Yeah. Damn Thnipers.
Squadmate 1: How have you been playing this map for 10 minutes and gotten zero points? I didn't think that was possible.
Squadmate 2: I'm a thniper!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"