a term used to describe a thief that denies the fact that he/she stole/robbed from someone; but everyone else knows that the thief stole/robbed someone and is just denying the truth and doesn't want to get punished for it.
thief: I never stole his phone I swear, I didn't and plus; he doesn't even have proof I did!!!!!!
School administrator: SHUT UP YOU TRUNICATE!!!!!!! I KNOW YOU STOLE HIS PHONE!!!!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE COME TO "ME" AND SNITCH ON YOU FOR NO REASON????!!!!!!!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*