Trumptistic

A suppotter of trump that acts and looks autistic

That man is trumptistic

by Bush$did$911! September 28, 2017

trumpnastics

what Donald Trump supporters do to avoid confronting the statements he made.

"Donald Trump should not be president because he wants to but a complete and total shutdown on muslims entering the US"
"noooo, that's just being practical, he wants to stop people from high terrorist countries"
"his words were literally, 'total and complete shutdown' your trumpnastics are impressive though"

by Trumplover69 August 9, 2016

trumpnastic

a technique performed by Donald Trump supporters to get around the insane/racist/bigoted things that he says.

"Donald Trump wants to kill innocent people in the middle east!"
"No, he just said we will take out terrorists and sometimes in war innocent people die."
"Nice, Trumpnastic. What he actually said was 'we have to take out their families'."

"Donald Trump wants to wants to ban any muslim from entering the U.S."
"No, he just wants to perform background checks on refugees."
"Nice Trumpnastic, his words were "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the U.S."

by Trumplover69 August 9, 2016

Trumpistic

Someone who exhibits symptoms of delusion on par with those of Donald Trump or someone who's manner of thinking is "trump-like". It's to be stupid basically ... to talk a lot of unrealistic nonsense out of your ass.

Billy's Wife: Billy was just so TRUMPISTIC this morning, he just wouldn't stop talking about how amazing he was in bed with me, how he ravaged me and brought me to heights of pleasure unknown to almost any other human ... but I don't understand because well, I was asleep.

by rational gadfly July 2, 2016

Trumptastic

The act of destroying whatever credibility the Republican Party had remaining.

This immigration debate is Trumptastic!

by GC Dudeist August 10, 2015

Trumpstick

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

Trumptastic

The word people use to sarcastically say something is fantastic. Synonym of horrible

This day has just been trumptastic! Ugh I wish I was never born!

by 123pleasecallme December 10, 2016