Truffle Buffer 

The act of cleaning your asshole so that it does not smell when your mate is performing oral sex.

I will never go out with Linda again. She is not known for truffle buffering.

Truffle Buffer by MKUFAMS1099 November 7, 2015

trufflehuffer

A man, typically in the age group of 34-119, with yellow eyes and brown hair who enjoys the act of stealing truffles from young children and placing them in his pockets to melt. Once melted, your typical trufflehuffer will place said melted truffles in a humidifier with two parts peppermint extract, and one part chocolate milk, then proceeds to huff this magic truffle juice until Santa's elves dance around him.

Guy 1: Bro, guess what I found at home last night?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This dirty trufflehuffer locked my kid in his room and stole his truffles! He truffle huffed my entire bathroom!

Officer: Okay kid, tell me what happened?
Kid : I--I was walking through the field when this man came, he stole my truffles.
Officer: What did he look like?
Kid: He was somewhere around 34-119 years old, yellow eyes, brown hair.
Officer: Damn, we've got a trufflehuffer on the loose.

trufflehuffer by Carson4Plate2017 August 30, 2017