True Jonas Fan 

1) Describing one who loves each & every brother.
There are no more posters that read; "Joe, You're Hot. Nick, You're Cute. Kevin, You're Ok."
2) One who does not form a "Jonas Girlfriend/Wife Hate Club"
One who is happy for the brothers, no matter what they choose.
One who NEVER sends hate mail to an object of Jonas affection.
3) One who will spend excessive amounts of time and money to see the Jonas Brothers.
This includes;
Finding out tour dates
Skipping school or work to buy tickets
Driving or flying long distances to an appearance
Staying up until midnight to be the first to buy a cd
Making handmade presents for each brother
4) One who helps other Jonas fans in a time of need or crisis without reserve.
One who is there for his/her Jonas sisters/brothers.
One who understands when there is an OJD moment one can't control (ie; When Kevin does a back flip while playing guitar, Joe stands under the water on the World Tour 2009, Nick writes a soulful song, or Frankie does something adorable.)
5) Loving each brother for "Who I Am"

Note; Age range for True Jonas Fan ranges from 1-100.
There is no known cure. Anyone can be a TJF. No specification of gender for a TJF. A TJF will openly admit to being one, even at the risk of sounding conceited. A TJF is also supportive of Jonas Fangirls and help them to overcome their disorder ie; become the girls a Jonas would desire, not the screaming & annoying girls they are.

Example 1
Morgan- "Did you see where there was ANOTHER Kevin hate moment?!"
LaTanya- "What?! No!"
Morgan- "I know! We gotta show Kev some love!"
*girls precede to post on every Jonas site "WE LOVE KEVIN!"

Example 2
Hailey- "Ohmygosh! Did you hear that Joe has a new girlfriend"
Jade- "No way!! Man, I wish that was me. But oh well. As long as Joe is happy."
Hailey- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."

Example 3
Maddie- *yawns*
Rachel- "Tired?"
Maddie- "Yeah. I stayed up till midnight to get the new Jonas Brothers cd and then was up until 3 memorizing the lyrics."

Example 4
Katy- *standing in line to get into concert* "I'm getting really dizzy." *Jonas fans begin pushing her to front of line and pounding on venue doors so that security lets her in. Then each fans sends a tweet to each Jonas letting them know what happened. Then each fan finds girl to make sure she is ok before they take their seat*

Example 5
Molly- "OHMYGOSH! Joe has a beard now!"
Liz- "Yeah! I don't really like it but of Joe does, then GO JOE!"
Molly- "Way to be a True Jonas Fan."

True Jonas Fan by thatmjgirl August 6, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012