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Tru-Moo Jokes 

Tru-Moo Jokes are bad jokes that never change. They can support cannibalism and other nasty topics. An example of one of their jokes is, "Why was the chicken doing jumping jacks? It wanted scrambled eggs."
Little Johnny was in the lunch line, he grabbed a TruMoo milk cartoon and read the joke, he didn't even laugh it made him even sadder in fact. The next day he looked at his cartoon and it was the same bloody joke. This went on and Johnny soon became depressed. This is because Tru-Moo Jokes are bad.
Tru-Moo Jokes by daireks October 12, 2019
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The jokes on the back of the chocolate milk box that your school gives you that makes you want to shoot yourself. They usually consist of corny jokes relating to cows and milk. For ex: Question: Where did the cow go for entertainment?

Answer: The moovies
Yo bro. These TruMoo jokes make me suicidal!
trumoo jokes by Kate Rantum May 20, 2018
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trumoo jokes 

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton

ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper
i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back
trumoo jokes by card6777 November 4, 2021