Trtle

The coolest turtle in the seven seas, trtle is the swellest fella you will ever meat. Very accepting and politically correct, overall a great guy to be around

Also known as; Kurtle the Turtle, Kurtoise the tortoise

god i love trtle

by DaPoonSlayer November 25, 2018

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Box turtle

When your penis retracts back into your body, like a turtles head back into its shell.

when I answered the door , and saw how ugly my blind date was, I immediately went box turtle.

by Yurdle September 22, 2016

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Turtle Neck Tension(TNT)

That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.

The following is a sequence of events

Text Conversation

Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)

(Later that night)

Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3

(Even Later)

Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"

Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"

At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).

Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!

by sanfran13 April 2, 2013

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turtle on my name

Commonly misheard lyric of "dirt all on my name" from the song Attention by Charlie Puth.

Note that "dirt all" sounds surprisingly similar to "turtle"

Don't be runnin' round throwing that turtle on my name.

by M'sBlUfF October 13, 2017

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Turtle in the weeds

When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"

Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"

by SumDumSumBitch November 25, 2020

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