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firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"
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The cutest and hottest ship out there between Chris 'Trottimus' Trott and Alex 'Alsmiffy' Smith of Hatfilms (a trio of gamers on YouTube).
Person 1: Hey, do you like Troffy?

Person 2: Troffy is love, Troffy is life.....
Troffy by A-trott-ymous April 24, 2016
Ebonic term for the word "Truth."
Your lyin' ass never tells da troof...
troof by Bokey Creedmont August 15, 2003

Troffing 

To pig-out; to eat like a pig, to gorge one's self on food.
He troffed on a burger; they were troffing themselves on pie; he was a troffer because he ate like a pig; lets troff on these donuts.
Troffing by Hawgatha June 14, 2009
Troff is the opposite to peak. Just like on a graph you have the peak, you also have the trough, or 'troff'. The peak is the best as it is the top, and the 'troff' is the worst as it is at the bottom. This therefore means that if something is 'troff' it is the worst it can possibly be.
Harry: Jack, I'm listening to some music about putting a pigeon in a box and sending it off to Rome, It's peak!

Jack: No, Harry, that music is troff, very troff indeed. errr.
Troff by Merky Breh August 22, 2011

troof de la troofs 

A phrase or idea whose truth is of utmost significance.
Bob: Larry the Cable Guy deserves a good cockpunching

Joe: Troof de la troofs!
troof de la troofs by anon dot June 11, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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