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Troffing 

Similar to planking, but more extreme - The act of lying in a public male urinal waiting to be urinated on while masturbating.
Troffer can be male or female.
Dave was at a rave and decided to 'troff'.

or

Stefan walked out of the urinal at the Mardi Gras, and exclaimed "my gosh, I just saw Dave troffing in the urinal! I couldn't go, I got stagefright".
Troffing by cahoochie June 21, 2011

Turoffing 

the act of bitching, complaining, or moaning about useless shit esp. while banging your fist on a flat surface
"Ugh. That marker smells so bad!"
"Stop Turoffing."
Turoffing by apchemftw February 6, 2010
an adjective to describe someone that's eagerly waiting for the respondent to finish typing on snapchat, or any messaging app that has been "read" or left on "seen"
(via snapchat)
guy: hey ma wassup(;
*girl is typing...
*guy opens snapchat and waits there for a response

girl: *hesitates to reply because guy's triffing
triffing by b.ae February 1, 2017

Toffing off 

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.
"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)
Toffing off by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Trofting 

When a group of people pee on someone
Me and my buddy's are gettin a hooker and then go trofting
Trofting by carbonhammer November 12, 2011
v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.
Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?
toffing by Straight Trash May 27, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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