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Troll Food 

Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.

Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
Troll Food by cittycatroina June 28, 2013

Troll Food 

Any item of any level of significance on the internet that lures an amount of trolls. On very rare occasions, a troll slowly enjoys its food, while most scarf it down, much to the disgust of other internet goers.
*video of Justin Bieber's Baby*
Commenter: "This video just keeps churning out troll food."
Troll: "THSI SONG IS SOOO GAYYYYYY!!!!!11!!!1!!!"
Commenter: "Guys, really, stop feeding the trolls."
Troll Food by Dameon Dice December 12, 2012

troll food 

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond
I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.
troll food by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

Trollfood 

Someone who is extremely susceptible to being trolled. This person is extremely gullible, providing sustenance to the troll causing him to grow. This is usually accompanied by a troll face of epic proportions.
Troll: "umad?"
Trollfood: "no y?"
Troll: "because i slept with your mother last night"
Trollfood: "fuck u"
Troll: "you mean you"
Trollfood: "god dam it you suck"
Troll: "damn*"
Trollfood disconnected

Troll: RAGEEEEE QUIT!
Trollfood by Rhonox July 13, 2011

trollfoolery

The practice of trolling social media sites.
Weary of foolish social media trolls, today, Sunny Clark decreed, "Enough of this trollfoolery!"
trollfoolery by SunnyScribe May 23, 2016

trollfooting 

the act of using ones feet with unclipped toenails to have anal sex with another person.
hey... it's been a few weeks since i've clipped my toenails.. do you want to go trollfooting with me?
trollfooting by hotasset January 13, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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