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'Trobas' is a phonetic term which one would hear regularly in Greece, or in any place with a healthy Greek population! Troba means 'pump' and 'trobas' therefore means 'Pumper' - in the sense of wanker. This word is interchangeable with the common Greek word Malaka which shares the same meaning. Trobas does not share the universality of 'Malaka' and therefore only experienced speakers of the language tend to use this word. Like 'Malaka' ,trobas may be used to express greeting (in a friendly manner) and almost as effectively, to communicate an offence to someone!
(Friendly) John sees his friend Mark approaching. The two haven't met in ages.

John: 'Hey trobas!!!! :) We haven't met in ages! How have you been malaka??

(Hostility) John was mistaken and the person approaching wasn't in fact his friend Mark.

Approaching Person (in response to John's warm greeting): 'Ah Trobas what are you blind! Go see an optician!'
Trobas by fadiga888 October 1, 2010
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tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

Camel Tobasco 

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.
If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!
Camel Tobasco by wild-card March 25, 2010

Trabasolnik 

A type of latvian snack. You take the cheapest possible bread, put it in a plastic bag, then set the bag on fire and eat the hot burned bread with the plastic frosting.
Marcis: Yo man I made the best ever trabasolnik yesterday, it was so damn tasty
Ligitonio: Im so jealous, I will make some today too
Trabasolnik by gregoronio June 16, 2018
an abbreviation of trouble (like prob/probs = problem)

provides variety in a sentence instead of always using "probs"

"trob" can also be used to a certain extent
"can i borrow 20 quid?"
"yeh sure, its no trobs"

"uh oh, here comes trobs"
trobs by Frank Jones III December 14, 2011
Truly fancy toast. Usually enjoyed by blond polish girls, large boy and girl cats, and mike.
Hey Mike, I made your favourite; TROAST!
Troast by Brickface365 August 7, 2013

tobasco shits

Flaming diarrhea that burns like hell and leaves your asshole feeling like you shit out shards of glass covered with tobasco sauce
My asshole hurts cause I got the tobasco shits
tobasco shits by p00 July 16, 2006