A fascist twit who overuses their Twitter, who uses it for the sole purpose to get attention and sooth their own ego and to indoctrinate the foolish. Synomous with The Orange Snowflake, a.k.a Orange Mussolini, a.ka. Cheeto-faced ferret wearing Shitgibbon, a.k.a Donald J. Trump.
"I wish POTUS Trump would stop tweeting already, he's not a winner no matter how many times he says it, man's a real twitler."
A female version of the allusion to Adolph Hitler. Typically a very bossy and unstable wife, or girlfriend, whom you fear and are required seek permission to do anything manly.
"Hey Roy you goin' out drinkin' tonight?"
Roy: "Don't know man I'll have to check with Titler(wife)"
An annoying person who bothers you to watch their tweets on twitter. A conjunction of Twitter and Hitler.
Annoying Twitter Person: "Dude, why aren't you following me on twitter?"
Sane TOTA-like person: "Um, because I have a life? Stop being such a Twitler and just let me go back to my normal Facebook."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!