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Triple fisting

Triple fisting is something you have to do when you are already holding something in each of your hands and someone else hands you something.
Here can you hold my beer for me? Sure. Oh can you hold mine to? you'll have to triple fist it.

"I'm triple fisting Armand"
Triple fisting by funtimes69 May 3, 2009
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Triple Fisting

Consuming three beers at one time, generally by having one beer in each hand, and another one in your front shirt pocket with a straw.
Jeff was triple fisting with a Bud, an MDG and a Coors
Triple Fisting by DarkWater February 23, 2004

Triple Fisting

Inserting three different fists in to the anus or vagina, wherever there happens to be more room. You can get the third fist from a friend. (owwie)
British man has three beers in his hand:

Hot girl named Kirstin: oh, you're triple fisting it, eh?
British Man: Excuse me!?!?!?!?
Hot girl named Kirstin: you have three beers in your hand.
British Man: In my country that means to fist...using three fists.
Triple Fisting by Love, Anna April 5, 2005

Triple Anal Fisting

The act of inserting three (not two or one, this is very important to remember) fists into your partner's anus. Please note that this partner can be male or female. Also note that it is highly recommended that the individual receiving Triple Anal Fisting treatment should wipe before hand.
A man had a scratch deep within his anus that could only be cured with the force of three different fists, thus reaching the state of Triple Anal Fisting.
Triple Anal Fisting by VixDix February 23, 2015
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