Triple Deke

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A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016

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Triple Deke

Formerly know as a hockey drill, the "Triple Deke" is when you have your penis in a woman's vagina and you insert both testicles into her ass!

Woah, did you hear that Phil gave Kandy the triple deke six times in one night!?!? What a legend!!!

Triple Deke by Robot Print February 24, 2009

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Triple Deke

When a grown man finesses his way into a single mothers pants via her lonely son seeking a father figure.

When she pulls the goalie, go for the triple deke.

Triple Deke by 1ckmon September 20, 2021

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triple-deke

After taking a hit out of a bong, blocking a nostril with your finger, alternate nostrils three times, then blow the rest out of your mouth.

Holy shit, that guy just triple-deked

triple-deke by Sir Robin Hood March 15, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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