Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016

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Triple Deke

Formerly know as a hockey drill, the "Triple Deke" is when you have your penis in a woman's vagina and you insert both testicles into her ass!

Woah, did you hear that Phil gave Kandy the triple deke six times in one night!?!? What a legend!!!

Triple Deke by Robot Print February 24, 2009

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Triple Deke

When a grown man finesses his way into a single mothers pants via her lonely son seeking a father figure.

When she pulls the goalie, go for the triple deke.

Triple Deke by 1ckmon September 20, 2021

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triple-deke

After taking a hit out of a bong, blocking a nostril with your finger, alternate nostrils three times, then blow the rest out of your mouth.

Holy shit, that guy just triple-deked

triple-deke by Sir Robin Hood March 15, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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