When you get a rimjob, and lose hair in the process, or have something stick to your ass hair, and lose hair in the process of removing it.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you walking all bow-legged?
Guy 2: My brother's a jerk and put super glue down the back of my jeans, so I got a trimjob trying to get it all off.
Guy 1: You from Brazil?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'