Tremonton 

A small town in Northern Utah. Home to farmers, teachers, gossips, male chauvinists and NO coffee shacks. BYOCoffee!

"I hate walmart."--Someone NOT from Tremonton
Tremonton: A town where your liquor must be purchased before 7 pm and never on a Sunday.

Tremonton by Recoveringmormon February 14, 2015

trenton missouri 

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.

Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.

trenton missouri by Esquire III October 15, 2017

Trenton Booster Seat 

When you sit on someones lap in the backseat of a car, and allow yourself to be sodomized so you can still watch the drive-in movie screen. Often used to reference a method of payment for being taken to the movies which includes demeaning sex.

Melanie badly wanted to go see a new summer blockbuster at the drive in, but didn't have the money. So she used a trenton booster seat to get a dirty old cabbie to pay her way.

Trenton Booster Seat by Mr.Matrimony September 2, 2008

Trenton 

Trenton will often come off that he doesn't care. The truth is he cares so much. He has the biggest heart and is always striving to do the right thing. He is very loyal and loving to the people important to him. He keeps his promises. If you are lucky enough to be his girlfriend, he will love you unconditionally. He will never even think of looking at other girls so you will never have to worry. He will support you in everything you do and never give up on you. Trenton enjoys the little things in life. Once you get to know him, you will realize he is very romantic and you will always want to get his approval and also give him yours because it means so much to him. Trenton's are the loyalest friends. Just don't fuck with anyone they love, or you will be in trouble.

Other guy: "Oh Trenton want to go party"

Trenton: "nah man, I'm trying not to be about that anymore. Plus my girlfriend wouldn't like it"

Trenton by butthahahahahaha October 4, 2013

Mark Tremonti 

Quite possibly one of the greatest guitar players of our time. He started off playing lead guitar for Creed. When that fell apart, he started Alter Bridge.

Guy 1: "Have you heard "Ahavo Rabo Taco Salad" by Mark Tremonti?"
Guy 2: "No"
Guy 1: "Here listen"
Guy 2 is now speechless

Mark Tremonti by kzw December 27, 2008

Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.

OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.

Trentonious Beardious Maximus by ieatkidz May 19, 2015

Tremonticitus

The polar opposite of "Bieber Fever"

Uncontrollable head banging and air guitar playing while listening to Alter Bridge, or any other song with a Mark Tremonti Solo.

The knowledge that nobody will ever come close to Mark Tremonti's amazing shredding powers.

Obsession with Mark Tremonti guitar solos.

*Two people listening to Alter Bridge*

Person one: Dude, I think I might have just caught Tremonticitus.

Person two: *Too busy playing air guitar and head banging*

Tremonticitus by Tremontinator July 23, 2011