tree trunk

A fatass thigh.(Commonly Associated with Cankles)

Damn! Look at those girls legs. Them some tree-trunks!

by Mr.Finger December 1, 2003

tree trunk

fat ass blunt

Damn can i even fit that tree trunk in my mouth?

by Mattitude and mikeaholic May 3, 2003

tree trunk

a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx

‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’

‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’

by 6counties_please August 24, 2019

Tree Trunk

The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.

My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.

by JamieMicks December 8, 2010

Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.

If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.

by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023

Tree trunk legs

A females legs that rub togather when they walk or sit or whatever. they arnt nessarly fat

man, i just got another hole in my pants from my tree trunk legs!

by heather17 February 1, 2007

Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004