a word boys or men will use to describe tall girls with thicc thighs and ass that they just don’t appreciate it. if someone calls you a tree trunk it’s not a good thing so don’t embarrass yourself by saying thanks but don’t let it get to you because your beautiful and boys are stupid xxx

‘woah man she has some set of tree trunks’

‘no, she’s just tall and thicc, i would smash’

tree trunk by 6counties_please August 24, 2019

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The material of a man's penis. Usually a rough and rigid type feeling like the bark of a tree. Common with old men. When one man is turned on, instead of cum; the penis will let out sap- but the sap will have a difficult time coming out.

My husband and i had sex for the first time, and he had a Tree Trunk.

Tree Trunk by JamieMicks December 8, 2010

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Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.

If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.

Tree Trunk by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023