tree stand 

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

tree stand by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

Montana Tree Stand 

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

Montana Tree Stand by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

Nipple in a tree stand 

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand

“Your a nipple in a tree stand “

Nipple in a tree stand by Your a May 31, 2018

go stand under a tree 

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree

BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree

go stand under a tree by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010

treestand 

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

treestand by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008