Tree Climbers 

Fingernails on a person that are excessively long, as to allow one to climb a tree, by digging thier nails into it.

wow!those are some nice tree climbers you have, can you pick me some coconuts while your up there?

Tree Climbers by Timmy E. June 18, 2008

Tree climber 

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker

Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!

Tree climber by Lyle86 January 4, 2017

Tree Climber 

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

Tree Climber by Arborman February 3, 2020

family tree climber 

One who dates someone with a large immediate family so that they can eventually get with every other member of the family. They usually originate from the south but have come as far north as Mississippi and Oklahoma. They engage in redneck activities and often enjoy incestual activities.

Joe: "Have you seen BillyBob, he's such a family tree climber..."

Duane: "I heard he only dated Janessica so that he could fuck her sisters and eat out her grandpa."

family tree climber by el chunkster January 2, 2017

Tree Climber 

A short guy (5'4-5'9) who dates a taller woman

I don't mind a taller woman, I'm a tree climber

Tree Climber by SAJ91 May 2, 2016

tree climber 

A derogatory name for someone of African heritage which denotes them as monkey-like , hence a tree climber.

Walter: "Shit David, who stole your car and killed that baby with a cinder block"
David: "I dunno, I think it was a tree climber"
Walter: "That's racially insensitive"

Col. Bluford was the first tree climber in space.

Look at all those tree climbers shuckin' and jivin' outside that night club.

I once saw a tree climber eat an entire cantaloupe in one bite.

tree climber by C. Gracki June 8, 2005

Tree-Climber 

One who scales heights to gain a vatage point for spying on children.

You have to let me know if you are a Tree-Climber in my neighbourhood.

Tree-Climber by 2100magevice February 11, 2019