Traveltard 

An asshole so consumed with travel, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Rob travels so much, he is such a traveltard, that is all he ever talks about!

Traveltard by Klaatu9898 September 11, 2018

travelatude 

The attitude that someone develops after travelling overseas. Typically caused because they aren't working, have seen the world and have only had to think about themselves for an extended period of time.

Dude, didn't Dwayne come back with some travelatude!

travelatude by ihavedirt January 15, 2008

travelcard abuse 

When you use your annual season ticket travelcard to make pointless and unnecessary journeys just because you can.

The early stages of travelcard abuse can typically be identified by young professionals trying to justify the annual expense of their travel card by stating something similar to "well I have paid for it so I may as well use it".

This eventually progresses into downright travelcard abuse.

Though its origin is when referring to the London Underground it has been known to apply to other annual tickets purchased for other methods of transportation.

I haven't got a lot planned for tomorrow I'll probably just engage in some travelcard abuse.

Let's abuse the travel card and meet up at here *points to random station on map* because I think it has a funny station name.

Why did I go all the way to South London just to go to Mc.Donalds when there's around 46 of them much closer? Because I can! That's travelcard abuse at its best baby!

travelcard abuse by Matthew1471 June 13, 2009

travellars vagina 

A female who goes travelling abroad to see the world but spends the whole time contracting enough diseases that they fuse together to form travellars vagina.

who knew you could contract travellars vagina from having unprotected sex with 30+ men in a third world country

travellars vagina by James Milligan March 24, 2008

john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

john travoltaed by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016