Trauma Date

A date where in one offers their time and energy to console a person experiencing trauma

Tim: I am experiencing trauma and I need your help.

Blake: How about a trauma date? I'll be right over with your favourite food and I would love to offer you my mindful attention without passing advice or judgement.

Trauma Date by Darkbydesire September 24, 2021

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Traumadante

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.

Traumadante by n=29 August 2, 2024

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Traumadante

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Traumadante by n=29 August 3, 2024

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Traumadante

Traumadante - noun. A person who makes trauma (big or small, but very often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat weird step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after 7 years of no sex and mostly ignoring each other, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn, plus all about her best friend who moved to another state.

Traumadante by n=29 August 4, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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