Traumadante 

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.

Traumadante by n=29 August 2, 2024

Traumadante 

A person who makes trauma (big or small, but often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after a very hard last 3 years, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn.

Traumadante by n=29 August 3, 2024

Traumadante 

Traumadante - noun. A person who makes trauma (big or small, but very often something quite private) a significant part of their identity and continually debuts their trauma for each new person they meet

Ugh - Nina is such a traumadante! I literally just met her and now I know all about her teenage pregnancy, giving her child up for adoption but then changing her mind, her deadbeat weird step-dad, her parents divorce, her own recent divorce after 7 years of no sex and mostly ignoring each other, her most recent tragic love affair that ended abruptly, and a new love affair that is about to crash and burn, plus all about her best friend who moved to another state.

Traumadante by n=29 August 4, 2024

Traumadan 

The nickname for Ramadan, describing the pain and suffering that a Muslim goes through during the sunrise to sundown period during this holiday.

I feel bad for Abdul right now. For the next month, he’ll have to live through Traumadan!

Traumadan by NiccoloThiccolo June 8, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019