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Transvestite Clown

Transvestite Clowns are girls that wear so much make-up, they look like drag queen clowns. They are usually HIGHLY insecure girls that nobody likes. They are whores and sleep with everybody. They're names usually end in vowels. They are also oblivious to the fact that nobody they know really likes them. They treat their friends like shit, but claim to be the best friend in the world. They also love having something to hang over your head, so they are always willing to lend money or give "forgiveness" for things they feel like you have to done to them. They are self-centered narcissistic whores that think the ENTIRE world revolves around them. Not only will they sleep with your boyfriends, friends and family members, they are also known to sleep with their OWN family members (uncles, dad-figures, etc.) and have no remorse for doing such. They can't keep a man longer than a week and somehow manage to lure boys/men with the promise of free (albeit, nasty) sex. They will sleep with your boyfriend, husband, brother, daddy, uncle, cousins, friends, and anyone else who is dumb enough to not see what a dirty whore she is. Eventually they have children that they don't take care of. They drug their children so they are more manageable. They don't help their children in school so they fail retarded grades like preschool and kindergarten. They also don't potty train their children until they are 6. They pop pills constantly and lie about it often.
Have you talked to bitch nuggets today??

No. That transvestite clown is probably at the beach with her dumb bitch mom, too fucked up to know her kids are drowning in the beach.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.
Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."
disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007