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Transorbital cockbotomy 

To perform a transorbital lobotomy using ones cock.
I'm going to kick you in the nuts and perform a transorbital cockbotomy.

Public-Transportista 

You perfect your make-up on the train/bus/tram/taxi - powder goes flying, eyes get poked out with mascara and the overwhelming smell of perfume floods the carriages nose-ways.
yeah..being a public-transportista sucks when the mascara wand impales your retina....