Trans-Texan

A faggot who isn’t form Texas but tries to act and speak like he’s actually from Texas.

“Elijah always try’s to speak with a Texas accent. I wish he’d stop being such a Trans-Texan.”

by FukUBiiiiich May 26, 2019

Transtelanjo

a blowjob that must satisfy certain criteria:

1. it must be marching band related, either on the band trip, between 2 members of marching band, or wearing part of the marching uniform (preferably shako with plume)
2. the giver must be a transexual
3. the giver must be dead
4. the receiver be taking a shit (see blumpkin)

the result is a blumpkin from a dead transexual

"The night i got a transtelanjo was pretty fucked up. The bitch was actually a dude, and he/she died, but i got head anyway, and it was a blumpkin too! Transtelanjos are madd rare son."

by Mawky April 13, 2007