Traffache 

What happens to you when you sit in traffic too long.

OGM today's freeways are giving me a HUGE traffache and it's making me crazy!! traffic, headache crazy

Traffache by Sppike Mike January 18, 2018

Trafficneer 

A driver who practices the pseudoscience of trafficneering by intentionally driving slow or out of the normal traffic pattern in an attempt to break traffic bottlenecks or thwart aggressive drivers. Traits of the trafficneer include high IQ, sincere belief they are serving the greater good by driving slow (time and gas savings) eventhough they themselves are not receiving the time benefit, probably exhibits socialist tendencies on some issues althought not a socialist by nature. The Trafficneer may be fresh out of a fluid dynamics course which, of course, makes them experts in anything that flows with constraints.

The Trafficneer is the exact opposite of an Aggressive Driver who will risk anything to get ahead in traffic: The trafficneer will risk anything to force traffic to conform to his will and idea of how traffic should work.

Note: A trafficneer is not experiencing a fuelirium since the trafficneer is well aware of their actions and those action's effects on other drivers.

The car behind the trafficneer: Why does he always keeps 3 to 5 car lengths ahead of him eventough we are going 20 MPH on a crowded Interstate! I'd pass him if we weren't boxed in!

The trafficneer: The space will break up that traffic bottleneck up ahead and save us and everyone else time. See how the bottleneck broke when we got there! Works everytime! Screw the guy behind me if he doesn't like it, let him pass me...

Trafficneer by Skrabis August 1, 2008

traffucked 

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.

I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.

traffucked by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006

drug trafficker 

a person who deals in drug trafficking, trafficks narcotics or any other types of drugs like marijuana or cocaine threw a border into another counrty

El Americano is a song about a drug trafficker

drug trafficker by Brandon Guzman December 20, 2016

Traffucked 

To be delayed due to a high volume of traffic.

Dude, we would have been here right on time, but we got traffucked.

Traffucked by XC Jay April 11, 2008

Travfather

Your daddy tavoo gotchu bruh

Person 1:Guess who was at the party?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'll give you a hint, women were throwing their bodies on him.

Person 2: oh! Travfather was there?

Travfather by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018

Traffucked 

Stuck in really bad traffic

"Man, I've been traffucked for the last one hour. Nothing's moving here, it's like a parking lot."

Traffucked by BombayAddict January 8, 2009