trades

Magazines centered around a certain industry, in Entertainment, Variety and Hollywood Reporter

Did this weeks trades come in I need to know the box office numbers for this week

by @2 November 16, 2005

Trades Man's Entrance

Trades Mans Entrance, The Back Pussy, The Poop Bridge, The Bourneville Blvd, The Bakerloo, Cannock Chase, The Bottom, Arse, Ass, The Rusty Sheriff's Badge, The Brown Starfish, The Gary Glitter, The Hershey Highway, The Backdoor, The Brown Eye, The Fuzzy Snuggle, The Rear Admiral's Daughter.... The Glory Hole

Father O'Malley lounged dreamily on his chez long, thumbing his holy book, recounting to himself a lost weekend with Italian sailors on shore leave;
"Luigi rattled my head board like no altar boy could. By Monday morning my Trades Man's Entrance flapped like a wind sock in a force seven gale".
A life in Holy Service. Father Seamus O' Malley. Penguin Books. 1932.

by Da Dirty South April 12, 2008

Trades Assistant

When you are so infatuated with your male partner that you do everything for him: wash him, feed him, unzip him, assist him going Oiler, wipe him, felate him

George was so infatuated with Mace that he asked if he could be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their make workmate that they wash them, feed them, unzip them, assist them to go toilet, felate them.....

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked to be his trades assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them

George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant

by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019

jackass of all trades

A person who is exceptionally bad at everything.

Stefan is a dork. Give him anything to do and he'll screw it up. Jackass of all trades.

by Devin84 October 15, 2007

jack of all trades

The other definitions are wrong.
A Jack of all Trades is someone who is decent at everything, but not especially adept at any one thing.

Red Mage from Final Fantasy is a Jack of all Trades.

by morbidgolem November 3, 2007