tradesman 

someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification.

mary was on her period so i had to become a tradesman to get my end away

tradesman by tommy b October 24, 2003

tradesman's entrance 

The arse.

Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance.

tradesman's entrance by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

tradesman trombone 

Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.

tradesman trombone by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022

tradesman's esky 

Paper bag covering a beer or other alcoholic beverage and thus allowing the drinker to enjoy said illicit beverage publically without fear of reprisal from the authorities.

Liquor store attendant: 'Tradesman's Esky mate?'
Customer: 'Cheers mate.'
*Attendant places Customer's beer in paper bag, customer opens beer and drinks on street*

tradesman's esky by 1257 December 4, 2012

tradesman mentality 

When someone has a particular trade (particularly bricklayers) and think they are better then everyone else and have a much harder job than anyone, making everyone else's job seem irrelevant to boost their ego.

Often people that lack intellectual intelligence and couldn’t do any job that involves it.

Office worker: “I’ve had such a hard day today in the office had so much work to do”

Trademan: “No you haven’t I work 100% harder than you, your job is easy, I should be the one thats had a hard day”

Office worker: “You have a very sour case of Tradesman mentality”

tradesman mentality by Thom Staticz 2 June 24, 2022

Superstar Tradesman 

Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.

"That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman."

Superstar Tradesman by TheViewFan December 21, 2012

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance 

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011