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Towerdactyl 

A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
Towerdactyl by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010

Tokerface 

The attitude you have when you try to act straight in front of your parents when you are high as shit.
I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.
Tokerface by Benf1026 February 19, 2011

Tokerface 

when you are trying to make someone think you are not high by trying to act cool
Naw man hes got the best tokerface.
Tokerface by RLC5493 February 24, 2011

Toserface 

Brittany: Zane you are such a toserface!
Toserface by xoxoshatyxoxo March 28, 2010

TowerTazer 

TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!

HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..

SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...

HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
TowerTazer by op_position May 9, 2011
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