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Towerpace

A way of measuring how good you are at any given skill.
"Damn Simon, your towerpace is off the charts!"
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Towerdactyl

A sexual position variation on the traditional Pterodactyl and Eiffel Tower.

1. A girl or guy is on all fours, similar to how he/she would position themselves for doggy style sex. This person is the middleman/woman. Another guy stands in front and 1 more each on the left and right. A blowjob is given to the man in the center while the guys on the left and right each receive handjobs.

This gives you the Pterodactyl, as the middleman bobbing his/her head up and down while jerking off the guys on the left and right resembles the prehistoric creature of flight.

2. A guy (or girl with strap on dildo) then positions him/herself behind the middleman/woman and has sex in doggy style position.

3. The resulting effect is 4 people surrounding the one in the middle giving the 2 handjobs, 1 blowjob, and receiving doggy style sex. All four people on the outside then put all their hands raised towards the middle of the circle to form a tower over the person in the center.

A variation called the "fruit loop" can be added where another ring of guys/girls surround the first circle and have sex in doggy style position. This gives you one middleman/woman, an inner circle, and an outer circle - for a total of 9 people in the party.
"Dude, nice Eiffel Tower the other night."

"Yea, but the 4 of us really need to try the Towerdactyl on Kim."
by tiltmoney2 March 1, 2010
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I played it cool and put on my tokerface so my parents wouldn't think i was high.
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Naw man hes got the best tokerface.
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TowerTazer

TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?

SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!

HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..

SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...

HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
by op_position May 9, 2011
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