Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.

“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”

by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023

tory tango

A can of San Pellegrino

Good day to you, bar keep! I’ll have a can of lemon Tory Tango please!

by Marvin Vadgebanger October 3, 2023