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Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
by E. D. M. February 28, 2009
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A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
by Are Jonnson November 30, 2006
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An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."
by czvezda October 21, 2012
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A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.
Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.
by DCONZ January 12, 2010
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a game similar to truth or dare where a person will text/say β€œt or t?” and a person responds with obviously β€œt” and that gives the question-asker the power to ask ANY question they want; nothing’s off limits. If the person asked the question responds with anything other than β€œt” then you can’t play the game w them. Send them this link so they understand how to play it.
text from friend: t or t?
you: t
them: omggg yessss you know how to play!! okay so, who do you have a crush on?
you: ugghhh... fine. Bob. I like Bob.
them: :3
you: 🀦🏻 ♀️
text from a friend: t or t?
you: whaaaat?
them: ugghhh nvm
you: *utter confusion*
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The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.
by DKLONE June 28, 2007
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