Londheart's definitions

Blowhard

A pompous, self-righteous individual, the kind who, on being charged with non-compliance with Covid regs by not wearing a face covering, flunks the exemption test by blowing hard into the spirometer.

'This guy's an obvious blowhard - we'll send him for a lung function test.'

by Londheart January 5, 2021

Bamber

An erect penis.

Folk dress more or less as they please, here, but we take a dim view of any bambers.

by Londheart December 22, 2020

Tort

A mean prostitute.

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'

by Londheart January 6, 2021