Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.
"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"
by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018
Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 5, 2019
A couple that will be together for such a long time to the point where people start saying "Damn, they're still together?"
by Lol It's Lucy BRUH January 30, 2017
Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
by Jboyfresh August 23, 2015
Any generic "Pop Tart" like products sold as a substitute good for the same. A breakfast pastry for those shunning Veblen goods at breakfast.
by Milton's Opus March 11, 2017
cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.
never rolled like a taquito.
nothing like a folded quesadilla.
never rolled like a taquito.
nothing like a folded quesadilla.
by pooprat February 17, 2009