Torres'd 

Majorly mucking something up.

I really Torres'd that up.

Torres'd by Jabo Ibehre September 19, 2011

Accidentally Torres'd 

When you unintentionally make something sound like it was said by Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown.

Person 1: Wow, I accidentally Torres'd that English speech yesterday, do you think anyone noticed?
Person 2: Nah, barely anyone here is cultured enough to know about Ace combat 7.
Person 1: Yeah, you're probably right.

Accidentally Torres'd by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021

Torres drought 

1. When a man is not able to score. Named after the famous footballer Fernando Torres during his 24 game scoring drought for Chelsea. Scoring not necessarily only related in football terms but also scoring in terms of getting girls.

2. An expensive acquisition that does not fulfill needs causing a prolonged shortage.

3. A dry tropical area, that looks like shit.

Lad 1: 'Kyle hasn't pulled a bird in months now mate, whats up with him?

Lad 2: 'I don't know mate, he's on a full on Torres drought.'

Lad 1: 'Where'd you get that iPhone from? I thought you had a Blackberry?

Lad 2: 'Yeah I did but it was doing my head in, quite expensive and it was always broken. A torres drought to my mobile needs.

Torres drought by Abarsh August 5, 2012

daniel torres 

A guy that wears vans

Damn daniel torres back at it again with the black vans

daniel torres by ;jwdiebufi;buef October 5, 2017

the dirty torres 

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."

Bryan Torres died of "the dirty Torres"

the dirty torres by scogar August 7, 2009

dirty torres 

A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.

Don't eat the cheese dip it was probably from a dirty torres.

dirty torres by Nasty Mother Fucking Nate May 28, 2006

Diego Torres 

A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.

That nigga Diego Torres sucked off Craig in the bathroom!

Diego Torres by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019