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brown torpedo 

when you stand over a sleeping person and take a shit on their face.
that brown torpedo hit my face and splattered.
brown torpedo by blockrader August 22, 2009

Brown torpedo 

When you are about to take a shit are are just about to release your load and you have a massive sneeze..This then shoots your poo at an amazing speed plunging straight down into your toilet like a torpedo. This will usually cause large splashes and get your bum wet.
When you have a cold you will most likely experience more than one brown torpedo
Brown torpedo by Skubasteve4312 November 2, 2011

Brown Torpedo 

What comes out of your penis after you have anal sex with a female.
Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.

Broton Torpedo

Two bros charging towards each other for either a bro hug or a brofive.
I just saw them fire broton torpedos.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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