Tornquist 

/ˈtôrn·kwist/, noun, A person who prevents or otherwise derails interesting conversation using loud, inane, unnecessary and incessant banter. Polite participants to a conversation have no defense within the bounds of propriety and must simply endure.

"Tell me about your weekend before that guy gets here. He's such a Tornquist that we won't get a chance to talk."

Tornquist by VancouverHoover December 8, 2017

Tronquisive 

In a thoughtful state of mind.
Can be shortened to tronq, which is slang for tally-wacker.

Guy 1: You're not saying much tonight. Why so tronquisive?
Guy 2: I'm just thinking about how I really gave it to your mother with my tronq last night. She loves my tally-wacker.

Tronquisive by pflippy4 August 22, 2011

Turnquist Turnaround 

A violent sexual maneuver in which you grab your partners hair, and rip off a chunk from the middle so it never grows back; while simultaneously oppressing your subordinates into working odd and sometimes cruel hours and shifts.

Bob: "Dude did you see Carter this morning? WTF happened to her, she looks like Friar Tuck!"
Frank: "Yeah, she must've gotten the Turnquist Turnaround. Ouch."
Bob: "Ouch is right, now I have to work a Sunday grave shift... FML..."

Turnquist Turnaround by iPwn™ November 5, 2016

The Turnquist Takeback 

Pretending to pass the hardware after three or four rips, and as your buddy reaches out for it, you take it back and hit it repeatedly for two or three seconds.

I fall for The Turnquist Takeback every time!!!

The Turnquist Takeback by Catts November 11, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004