Tornadom

Tornadom is the user name a of a very powerful and outstanding contributor to the internet. The internet would fail to be awesome with out the works of this indivigual, and in the rare cases it does suck is the direct result oif Tornadom's absence from it.

It was once said that Tornadom, who is also known as the Tornado or simply Torn posted enough times in one sitting to save starving children in Detroit. No formal records of this person have been found in real life, but that is one of the beauties of insane and never ending power... the ability to disapear.

Max- "Were you online last Tuesday?"

Kellan- "Yeah, for some reason there was a deep void of meaning and everything seemed to suck hard-core."

Max- "I guess Tornadom wasn't logged on."

by M.S.C. March 5, 2008

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Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

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